Comments on: Russell’s blog

By: Timika Sanner

Timika Sanner — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 21:13:11 +0000

Neat blog layout! Very easy on the eyes.. i like the colors you picked out

By: GypsyMoon

GypsyMoon — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:41:24 +0000

Sharks. They sacre the living shit out of me, I do not mind admitting. They have dead, cold eyes, that just see food, human tar-tar, when they look at you. I have heard that people in landlocked countries, who have never even SEEN an ocean/sea, are terrified of sharks! And who can blame them?

I make it a policy to stay the hell out of their habitat (even though I was born and raised in Australia) and until they grow legs and lungs and start coming up onto land to eat us, then I am happy to stay the fuck away from the ocean and just eat the sons-of-bitches deep fried in tempura batter or better yet, beer batter.

Anyone who is not scared of sharks is either a) a fucktard, b) a mega-fucktard, or c) have never seen one of those monsterous white pointer fuckers leap out of the water to eat seals, boats, people, or any fucking thing else they can get their masses amounts of razor sharp rows and fucking ROWS of teeth into!

By: Britta of Melbourne

Britta of Melbourne — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:27:35 +0000

I just laughed so hard i cryed. haha very good :-) hope you enjoyed australia :-)

By: LES

LES — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:04:48 +0000

I THINK YOU ARE THE MOST FILTHY,ODIOUS TWAT IN THE WORLD.DO YOU EVER TAKE A BATH? I HOPE A SHARK EATS YOU,BUT I PITY THE SHARK.

By: mellymoo

mellymoo — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:54:51 +0000

very dissapointed that i couldn’t get tix to your shows in Oz.. still verry happy that you graced our convict shores. super shattered i missed your visit to manly though… next time you cum down under you should do away with those white lil white toddler panties and try our beautiful nudie beaches.. unknowingly you passed about three in ur aquataxi to manly. its one of the most bizarre yet liberting expriences you’ll ever have… right up your alley me thinks… love n peace sexyman

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:21:00 +0000

Hello Russell.. you are so sexy! Your eyes captivated me- and it was the first time I saw you on twitter. I am in Anchorage , Alaska- very cold. Just landed from Oregon– for 4 months.. miss the Cherry Blossom trees. I am hoping that we can become “twitter friends’ . I read the article on Boxing -etc.etc..and it is interesting and funny that all the way through you spoke about boxing and in the end- you love football. cute…dragging me along like that.. but it was a nice story. Hopefully others will see that it is like that with love and hate- you just have to ask yourself is it Boxing or Football and stick with the one you love and don’t watch or look at the other.lol. Have a great week. ~ xoxoxo.. okay that was a wish..but it was your eyes.
Love, Jennifer- twitter, DreamAngelBabe

By: Kirsty

Kirsty — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:02:58 +0000

Brilliant.

Loved the aviator shades bit.. hilarious.

Glad a shark didnt eat or rape you.
that really wouldnt be good.

Glad you have alovely time (:
X

By: Russell D

Russell D — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:27:17 +0000

Russell – what’s the story with Matt Morgan? Are you still friends? Do you still work together? Will you please blog/post an explanation/resolution/answer to something that many people are wondering about? Thanks. Regards Russell D.

By: cazz

cazz — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:08:41 +0000

OMG Russell mate i would fuck u any day of da week. ur so phit i need 2 meet you ILYSFM

By: joanna

joanna — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:08:27 +0000

my perception of you has changed i am quite a fan x