i feel kinda sad coz i fell in love with you when i soor the youtube footage of you with Noel Fielding doing the secret policemans ball i think and since then it seams i cant get enough,
i got the many different copys of your Booky Wook,
im getting the live DVD which cam out in Australia only a few months ago
i follow you on twitter, facebook and myspace
i own, st trinians, forgetting sarah marshall and soon bedtime stories i was also the 1st in line to grab tickets to the opening night of all three
but im very angry that i wont beable to see your show while you here, you have to do more shows here Russell so we all have a chance coz you sell out to quickly…that sounded bad
I just met you at the Enmore, thank you ever so kindly for gracing our shores with your presence and for being kind to me by saying hello even though you were obviously dying to get to bed (for once not a euphemism for sex, actually just to sleep as you were “tired inside” – that’s a direct quote).
I can’t tell you how much it means to me, I spose it’s like if you’d met Morrisey when you were a mere lad of twenty and he’d been wonderfully nice to you. And you’d been sexually attracted to him. But on a serious note, I’m ever so greatful.
It is such a beautiful thing when someone you admire so much manages to live up your enormous expectations. I am endebted to you good sir, not only for the hour and a half of onstage hilarity but also for the two minutes of your time in which you proved that my faith in your good nature was not in misplaced.
I hope you’re aware of the profound impact you have upon the lives of your fans, I know it sounds trite but you do bring happiness to our lives through laughter (by way of your filthy mind). I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavours and hope to see you back in Sydney soon.
The fact that even when you’re too tired to put on the whole hulabaloo of the sexy wild man persona to get laid you’d still take time to say hello to an idiot fan who’d been waiting for an hour to see you is proof of the dual realities that you are a genuinely good person and that I am a complete tool.
I’d say Hare Krishna here, but I’m not even sure how to spell it so it’d be disingenuous to pretend I know anything about it’s meaning.
Much Love,
Sarah.
P.S. Yes I know Russ likely doesn’t read these but the comment is more for my benefit than his. Besides piss off, he touched my face so I win at life.
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You were hilarious Sunday night Russell wish my friends and I could see you on Saturday
I genuinely do believe that you are amazing!
Please don’t change :)
XOXOXO
If that shirt was unbuttoned any further your little friend would be on show!
Oh go on!
Russell at the Enmore Sydney – laughed my bum off. Epic amounts of funny, top show, Russell you’ve really got your mojo on.
so much chest n such a shiny jacket…s’distracting xx
i mean podCAST :-)
Russell The Love Mussel…mmmm
i meant to say: please do another regular podcast to spread the love
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
Finialy some british humor in Australia.
i feel kinda sad coz i fell in love with you when i soor the youtube footage of you with Noel Fielding doing the secret policemans ball i think and since then it seams i cant get enough,
i got the many different copys of your Booky Wook,
im getting the live DVD which cam out in Australia only a few months ago
i follow you on twitter, facebook and myspace
i own, st trinians, forgetting sarah marshall and soon bedtime stories i was also the 1st in line to grab tickets to the opening night of all three
but im very angry that i wont beable to see your show while you here, you have to do more shows here Russell so we all have a chance coz you sell out to quickly…that sounded bad
Hello Darling Rusty,
I just met you at the Enmore, thank you ever so kindly for gracing our shores with your presence and for being kind to me by saying hello even though you were obviously dying to get to bed (for once not a euphemism for sex, actually just to sleep as you were “tired inside” – that’s a direct quote).
I can’t tell you how much it means to me, I spose it’s like if you’d met Morrisey when you were a mere lad of twenty and he’d been wonderfully nice to you. And you’d been sexually attracted to him. But on a serious note, I’m ever so greatful.
It is such a beautiful thing when someone you admire so much manages to live up your enormous expectations. I am endebted to you good sir, not only for the hour and a half of onstage hilarity but also for the two minutes of your time in which you proved that my faith in your good nature was not in misplaced.
I hope you’re aware of the profound impact you have upon the lives of your fans, I know it sounds trite but you do bring happiness to our lives through laughter (by way of your filthy mind). I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavours and hope to see you back in Sydney soon.
The fact that even when you’re too tired to put on the whole hulabaloo of the sexy wild man persona to get laid you’d still take time to say hello to an idiot fan who’d been waiting for an hour to see you is proof of the dual realities that you are a genuinely good person and that I am a complete tool.
I’d say Hare Krishna here, but I’m not even sure how to spell it so it’d be disingenuous to pretend I know anything about it’s meaning.
Much Love,
Sarah.
P.S. Yes I know Russ likely doesn’t read these but the comment is more for my benefit than his. Besides piss off, he touched my face so I win at life.
i am in love. not falling in love.
Russell is so &%$#@!* Hot Hot Heat…
yummy as always… no videos? :(
Russell, darling, the women of England miss you. Get your sexy Jesus body back over here!! The Daily Mail misses you too! xxxxxxxxxx