Archive for April, 2009

From Twitter: I have decided to pay the ofcom fine. I’ll put it on my expense account. Oh no, I don’t have one because I’m a citizen not a corrupt MP.

April 7th, 2009

From Twitter: Shamed MPs are exploiting us and misusing their expense accounts. They want us to be distracted from this. I’m going to write about it now.x

April 7th, 2009

From Twitter: Good morning radiant souls. Today is a further opportunity for joy, don’t be distracted by the carousel – remain in alignment. Kinky angels.

April 7th, 2009

Extra Story

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Guardian column

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

A nod and a blink and Alan Shearer is Geordie Pope
Read Russell’s latest Guardian column here

From Twitter: I demand Jack Straw pays the 7bn pounds he squandered on the Iraq war that we didn’t want. No wonder his son has to toke himself to sleep.

April 5th, 2009

From Twitter: What do “ofcom” do with all that money? What is their mandate? I think they spend it all on porn. as head of “ofporn” I fine them £150000. x

April 4th, 2009

From Twitter: National cleavage day? Finally, patriotism I can get into – my buoyant knockers are glistening with British pride. Will Her Majesty join in?

April 3rd, 2009