I too was wondering where do you find the time to do these many things – and so well! Thanks for another entertaining piece. Love your writing intelligence and wit. TaTa from USA.
I knew you reminded me of someone who used the most obscure references possible in an effort to make us go “Hmm, what does that mean? I should look that up. It will no doubt make me seem as smart.” So it’s dutifully researched using wikipedia no doubt, since it’s normally the first entry on Google search. “Shelley? Really? That Russell Brand is one smart cookie! Bravo!” If that’s the validation you are looking for then you are no doubt going to get it. (Though I imagine you are in the mirror after you submit such a piece saying something like: “Oh Russell, you are a bright, bright boy. You are the smartest boy in the world and I love you. And someday everyone will love you as much as I!” ) The closest American version of you is Dennis Miller. That’s who I thought of the first time I read one of your pieces. In my mind, Dennis was a very gifted comedian and so funny for many years. Until his foray into sports commentating, that is, where he was voted the worst (American) football commentator in history. Currently, having lost his mind (and apparently his edge), he is a conservative radio and TV commentator. Really, when you get into bed with the likes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly, it’s time to call in the family and decided where to donate your organs.
i think you were bloody brilliant as always. you write the most profound judgement on football. you hit the nail on the head. loved the second leg bit. keep up the exciting writng , interested in every word you have to say. happy easter to you and your mum. hugsxxx
We have no Russel Brands in Sweden. We have no humour in Sweden. In Sweden all famous men are gay or have really, really short arms. All stand-up comedy here consists of jokes about gay men and slavery, and that swedes are boring. We are, but that’s not funny. That’s why I’m moving to England, at least I’ll know there’s a Russel Brand somewhere overachieving or pissing someone off or humping something. And I love that thought! And I am really moving. Never go to Sweden, it’s like Russia, only filled with joggers and pastel surburbs.
this is unrelated to this…but related to your most recent twitter about being on an island and being free from debt and illusory grandeur…you should go to a 10 day vipassana meditation retreat…you’d love it….right up your alley. seriously, go. maybe you already have. i wouldn’t be surprised from all your intelligent thoughts on the pointlessness of so many things in society…you’re lovely russell. peace.
I read this on saturday the last bit sums up my life when I am feeling down, had to go into my garden and walk through the blue bells to cheer myself up, I’m easily pleased though so my happy mode always returns quite quickly after a spell in the garden. What has this got to do with football, nothing at all.
@Maja jeeeeees, sweet, all my illusions have been completely shattered!! i hope you’re exaggerating for effect, i would never dream of describing my beloved Melbourne in this way. either way, i hope you find a home in the UK xx
This article although brillant mad me feel abit sad Russ….wanted a huggle afterwards. xx
Well done, reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson’s sports columns in that it’s well written and fun to read even for those of us who don’t follow sports.
My brain shuts down with any mention of sports, so I couldn’t read this. But I still think you’re a genius and will wait for something else.
I too was wondering where do you find the time to do these many things – and so well! Thanks for another entertaining piece. Love your writing intelligence and wit. TaTa from USA.
I knew you reminded me of someone who used the most obscure references possible in an effort to make us go “Hmm, what does that mean? I should look that up. It will no doubt make me seem as smart.” So it’s dutifully researched using wikipedia no doubt, since it’s normally the first entry on Google search. “Shelley? Really? That Russell Brand is one smart cookie! Bravo!” If that’s the validation you are looking for then you are no doubt going to get it. (Though I imagine you are in the mirror after you submit such a piece saying something like: “Oh Russell, you are a bright, bright boy. You are the smartest boy in the world and I love you. And someday everyone will love you as much as I!” ) The closest American version of you is Dennis Miller. That’s who I thought of the first time I read one of your pieces. In my mind, Dennis was a very gifted comedian and so funny for many years. Until his foray into sports commentating, that is, where he was voted the worst (American) football commentator in history. Currently, having lost his mind (and apparently his edge), he is a conservative radio and TV commentator. Really, when you get into bed with the likes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly, it’s time to call in the family and decided where to donate your organs.
I hate football, but I read it anyways just cuz you wrote it :) You can make anything sound funny and interesting. You’ve got such a great mind.
Loved you in Glasgow, both nights! Fucking hilarious, I’m sure I wee’d myself!
Don’t stop being fantastic ;)
xxx
Never been a fan of sports… But we’re Croatian, so I HAVE to like soccer!
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~Stefany
i think you were bloody brilliant as always. you write the most profound judgement on football. you hit the nail on the head. loved the second leg bit. keep up the exciting writng , interested in every word you have to say. happy easter to you and your mum. hugsxxx
Love you writing style, Russell!
We have no Russel Brands in Sweden. We have no humour in Sweden. In Sweden all famous men are gay or have really, really short arms. All stand-up comedy here consists of jokes about gay men and slavery, and that swedes are boring. We are, but that’s not funny. That’s why I’m moving to England, at least I’ll know there’s a Russel Brand somewhere overachieving or pissing someone off or humping something. And I love that thought! And I am really moving. Never go to Sweden, it’s like Russia, only filled with joggers and pastel surburbs.
this is unrelated to this…but related to your most recent twitter about being on an island and being free from debt and illusory grandeur…you should go to a 10 day vipassana meditation retreat…you’d love it….right up your alley. seriously, go. maybe you already have. i wouldn’t be surprised from all your intelligent thoughts on the pointlessness of so many things in society…you’re lovely russell. peace.
ahhhhh hah, percy shelley
I read this on saturday the last bit sums up my life when I am feeling down, had to go into my garden and walk through the blue bells to cheer myself up, I’m easily pleased though so my happy mode always returns quite quickly after a spell in the garden. What has this got to do with football, nothing at all.
Maja, Whats wrong with pastel surburbs?
@Maja jeeeeees, sweet, all my illusions have been completely shattered!! i hope you’re exaggerating for effect, i would never dream of describing my beloved Melbourne in this way. either way, i hope you find a home in the UK xx