Archive for May, 2009

From Twitter: I may start “utopian island” soon, then we can recline while the robots and the animals do our bidding. Within reason. No monkeys in bras.

May 28th, 2009

Russell Brand in New York City

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Russell makes his Comedy Central debut with ‘Russell Brand in New York City’. Detailing the difficulty of handling his newfound fame in America, recounting the time he met the Queen and instructing women on how to approach him, “Russell Brand proves he’s the hottest thing to come out of Britain since The Beatles”.

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From Twitter: Actually going to bed. Much love you lunatics, I will tweet you all individually before we rejoin the infinite. x

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: I now know Eric is a boy who needs a heart transplant. I wish him love and success. My thoughts are with him and his family. x

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: I now know Cavs is Cavaliers and towel day is Douglas Adams. Thanks chaps. I’m off to bed now to smother the emperor. x

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: Other 3 words after sex include “tell your friends” “take that society” and “swim, little me’s”

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: That is all trending topics covered. I send all of you love, constantly. We are one separation is an illusion enforced by those who govern.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 10. Towel day. It is disrespectful to fallen service men and women to combine their day with a celebration of a bathroom cloth. Ban it.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 9. Cavs. What’s Cavs? Like Calvin Klein underpants? Caravans? Streetwise cow children? good luck to em.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 8. Goodnight. What just goodnight? Like when you go to bed? Blow that! Let’s stay up and tweet ourselves raw.

May 25th, 2009