Archive for May, 2009

From Twitter: no. 7 Star Trek. Young Spock and Old Spock should nosh each other off – they’ll know what their into and technically it’s masturbation.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 6. Eric. This I do not understand although as a younger man it was a fine name for my penis, these days he’s called “the Emperor”.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 5 Susan Boyle. Where did the rest of her eyebrows go? To start their own band?

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no. 4 North Korea. Let’s stop dividing Korea on the spurious basis of the compass. Let’s have a Night Korea and a Day Korea.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no.3 Memorial Day. I knew I’d forgotten something.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: no.2 twitterfilms. Casa-twitter, the twitter of Oz, Schindlerstwit.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: And Now I will tweet on all trending topics – 1. 3 drunk words “Not my anus.”

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: Enjoy Memorial day. We shall commemorate by being abundantly beautiful to each other. Love is limitless even in the recession.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: I’ve been playing football with children in Venice beach all day, my feet are all battered like Christ’s and my crossing is better than his.

May 25th, 2009

From Twitter: I am flattered that you are trying to make me Me twitterverse. Ever since I was a little girl in Detroit I have craved that title. Thanks. x

May 25th, 2009
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