Archive for May, 2009

From Twitter: See that moon? It’s Shakespeare’s moon and Picasso’s moon and Sylvia Plath’s. We all look upon the same moon, as constant as our love.

May 14th, 2009

From Twitter: Vegas? God meant it to be a desert. No life can flourish. Vivre’ Las Vegas? Elvis was off his bonce on drowsy drops. And he over-strained.

May 14th, 2009

From Twitter: This fountain is a waste of money- I’m going to drink a bit- nude like a werewolf the morning after.

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: On set on the strip. With @funnykeithlyle- he has demanded I tweet. Get down here and flirt you perverts- or strip on the strip. X

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: In the Vegas area? It turns out there is a stripper pole in my room. I did a strip last night but then just went to bed. A shoddy finale.

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: I’m filming in Vegas still acting the part of a man in a hat. If the Academy don’t recognise this achievement it’ll be to their detriment. x

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: First day of filming on the “Greek” I am wearing a hat- not since Olivier’s Othello has an actor been pushed so hard. I send you love. x

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: Oh christ. I couldn’t kiss him. He refused. REFUSED!!!! I’ll pin him down in the parking lot. X

May 12th, 2009

From Twitter: If my rocket goes off in my pocket and i get gummed to my chair then it is you, beloved friends, who must bear the salty guilt.

May 11th, 2009

From Twitter: I will do the kiss. I’ll do it for you.Though it fills me with dread, I’ll do it. If this leads to a scandal – then you lot are responsible.

May 11th, 2009