From Twitter:I have released him. He got caught in the bathroom amidst Venetian blinds. His anus pulsed. I radiated love, then to the balcony and FREEDOM
From Twitter:The sparrow in my bedroom is acting suspicious.I’m tweeting in the nude, he’s tweeting in his sexy feather jacket- a Sergio Leone stand off.
From Twitter:THERE’S A BIRD IN THE HOUSE!! Currently he’s just tentatively hopping on the CARPET, like he’s entitled to be here – like I’m the intruder.
From Twitter:Mothers in the United States – Happy Mother’s day – especially you adorable MILFS. Mothers in the UK- you had your chance, you mucky cows. x