You are a naughty, naughty boy. Your mother is a saint and you are lucky if you don’t get a spanking; actually it might do you some good.
But mainly, what’s done you good all these years is the amazing love your mum has always shown you, through everything. And she’s still there for you and you still need her. Do give her a hug and kiss and be kind.
Love always and forever, to you, Russell, and to your mum, and to everybody, everywhere.
P.S. I just heard the great radio interview with Elvis Mitchell (KCRW Santa Monica). Kudos, Russell! I’m in awe of your ability to spew truth extemporaneously!! I downloaded the program to my mp3 player and listened to it twice again while I was jogging this morning.
First of all, I’m not 100% sure that lady is even your mom. You’re so full of it, I can never tell. But she looks kind of tired, so maybe. Though I suspect even a paid actress would look exactly the same way after shooting for hours.
And Second- If that is your mom stop miming “put a gun against his head”, and pointing your finger in her face clown! She created that finger and went out of her way to pop you out around midnight just to please you. Like a celestial agreement between the two of you. If you ever choose to get married you need to marry someone with the temperment of that nice lady.
What a good Mom :)
I think she may have a Murano Glass necklace on…hmmm.
Crazy man..lol
You’re so very hyper Russell..
And so very entertaining.
Ask your mum if I can borrow the story hat?
Dear Russell’s Mum:
I love you.
Dear Russell,
You are a naughty, naughty boy. Your mother is a saint and you are lucky if you don’t get a spanking; actually it might do you some good.
But mainly, what’s done you good all these years is the amazing love your mum has always shown you, through everything. And she’s still there for you and you still need her. Do give her a hug and kiss and be kind.
Love always and forever, to you, Russell, and to your mum, and to everybody, everywhere.
<3
I really wonder sometimes how your mum puts up with your craziness ;).
I need a story hat.
P.S. I just heard the great radio interview with Elvis Mitchell (KCRW Santa Monica). Kudos, Russell! I’m in awe of your ability to spew truth extemporaneously!! I downloaded the program to my mp3 player and listened to it twice again while I was jogging this morning.
http://www.kcrw.com/media-player/mediaPlayer2.html?type=audio&id=tt090520russell_brand
X X X X O O O O X X X X
<3
Never a dull moment ’round your home, I see…. Thanks for making me laugh, yet again
I never realised his wife was older than him. Still I’d do her.
Genius!
You must do another podcast! (With Matt Morgan!-where is he these days?)
your mum is lovely . come home soon russ . love u sexy bum xxxx
Russell Brand singing Bohemian Rhapsody……..Wow, thank you!!
fackin unreal
Buy your mum a decent broom you tight git.
much love
x
I can’t see it!!! :((((
wer is matt morgan
Two things:
First of all, I’m not 100% sure that lady is even your mom. You’re so full of it, I can never tell. But she looks kind of tired, so maybe. Though I suspect even a paid actress would look exactly the same way after shooting for hours.
And Second- If that is your mom stop miming “put a gun against his head”, and pointing your finger in her face clown! She created that finger and went out of her way to pop you out around midnight just to please you. Like a celestial agreement between the two of you. If you ever choose to get married you need to marry someone with the temperment of that nice lady.
btw whos the hottie that answered the phone?