I was hoping for more of a close-up of your lovely high arches – got fleeting glimpses of ‘em and yep they do add to your overall aesthetic appeal. But why do dogs sniff nuts like that (instead of appreciating your high arches?) xx
Good to see you yesterday at the Plaza, Mr. Brand. You are tall!
Now I can say ” he was close to me like that bowl of sugar over there” or ” I was as close to him as I am to the next toilet seat…” Depending where I am telling the story.
Sill I felt:
1. like a “deer in the headlights”
2. I should still be in bed now…
3. what the “f*I am doing here?” I am no loger a teenager…
4. This behaviour does not match my IQ
5. OK. Allowed self to be a stupid fan for one day.
6. No, don’t.
7. He is so hot, I’ll stay one more minute…
8. No don’t.
So I stayed, though unfortunately upstaged by the people who actually got paid, and by a larger blonde with E cups who, contrary to popular belief, was more articulate than me in the situation. ( Though if Mr. Brand had asked me “Who are you?” I would have probably managed to answered somthing. I think. )
As it turned out, I couldn’t even tweet right from wrong in my blackberry. “rustyrockets” doesn’t follow me (which I didn’t know was required) so my chances for the tickets were technically impossible…
Still, I remain a loyal fan. Whatever that means… and would love tickets to the VMA if you have any left. Pure love and many blessings. Mariana
RB, you were enjoying that way too much. Nobu dog is not a sex toy, just an innocent creature, and you’re confusing him with all your random signals and pheromones. :-)
Keep enjoying life ’cause we’re all enjoying your life as well!
aaaaaaawww!! thats the CUTEST THING EVERRRR!
ive named my dog ALDOUS…he’s adorable..but humps everything!..
thus the name :D
What a sexy beast! And Russell is hot too! I guess it’s puppy love!
Hope to see your show live in NYC someday or somewhere there abouts! LOVE LOVE LOVE your comedy.
Sorry you ended up in Philly for “therapy”…How horrible! Try to behave yourself, young man! Or at LEAST keep from getting caught!
Hugs!
oh mr brand i actually love you
mrs tubby
i like Gareths input “RUSSELLLLL!!!!”
where’s matt?
Oh, stop tormenting the poor animal!
You’re asking for it with your legs wide open like that ;)
From the dog or a human, well that’s up to you. Haha.
I was hoping for more of a close-up of your lovely high arches – got fleeting glimpses of ‘em and yep they do add to your overall aesthetic appeal. But why do dogs sniff nuts like that (instead of appreciating your high arches?) xx
My jack Russell says he wants to hump your leg Russ… And yes, nice underwear! ;) x
Good to see you yesterday at the Plaza, Mr. Brand. You are tall!
Now I can say ” he was close to me like that bowl of sugar over there” or ” I was as close to him as I am to the next toilet seat…” Depending where I am telling the story.
Sill I felt:
1. like a “deer in the headlights”
2. I should still be in bed now…
3. what the “f*I am doing here?” I am no loger a teenager…
4. This behaviour does not match my IQ
5. OK. Allowed self to be a stupid fan for one day.
6. No, don’t.
7. He is so hot, I’ll stay one more minute…
8. No don’t.
So I stayed, though unfortunately upstaged by the people who actually got paid, and by a larger blonde with E cups who, contrary to popular belief, was more articulate than me in the situation. ( Though if Mr. Brand had asked me “Who are you?” I would have probably managed to answered somthing. I think. )
As it turned out, I couldn’t even tweet right from wrong in my blackberry. “rustyrockets” doesn’t follow me (which I didn’t know was required) so my chances for the tickets were technically impossible…
Still, I remain a loyal fan. Whatever that means… and would love tickets to the VMA if you have any left. Pure love and many blessings. Mariana
RB, you were enjoying that way too much. Nobu dog is not a sex toy, just an innocent creature, and you’re confusing him with all your random signals and pheromones. :-)
Keep enjoying life ’cause we’re all enjoying your life as well!
Luvoo <3
Oh Russell you tease. First you tease Nobu and then us with your partially naked body!
I love you xxxx
W.W.M.D. What would Morrissey Do?
nice pants,however.
Can see the attraction on Nodu’s part.:)
Russell still intimidating animals. He is so lovely.
man i dont even need to play that video, the picture alone got me LOL-OCAUST
Hahha awwh..bring the dog back home with you! I loves it. :) xxx