Archive for July, 2009

From Twitter: I’ll be in NYC for the next two weeks shooting “The Greek” and looking for people to allocate VMA tickets to on the most dubious basis. x

July 15th, 2009

From Twitter: Thanks for your congratulations on my return as VMA host. I will be giving tickets to the first nine people to tweet me to climax- Twit-gasm

July 15th, 2009

From Twitter: Thanks for your congratulations on my return as VMA host. I will be giving tickets to the first nine people to tweet me to climax- Twit-gasm

July 15th, 2009

Birds

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

From Twitter: All energy has an innate consciousness of which we are part. We therefore have access too all. Thus, I know what underpants you’re wearing.

July 14th, 2009

From Twitter: Sorry for my absence. I’ve been living as a goat farmer but have now become disenchanted with rural life as their nuts are too buoyant.

July 14th, 2009

From Twitter: The “Nut bag 3″ are free. They came blinking into the light like hostages. Now they have known incarceration they will devour liberty.

July 6th, 2009

From Twitter: I have my sex organs all trussed up in flesh coloured”goolie-bag” as I am doing a love scene. It’s put me off monkey business for life.

July 6th, 2009