Archive for August, 2009

From Twitter: Often a gentleman likes to enjoy a plum to take his mind of the stress of mediocre fellatio. One must get five a day… x

August 30th, 2009

Russell and Britney VMA promo

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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Edinburgh

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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Russell and Paul Foot at the Underbelly after Paul’s show By the Yard

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From Twitter: The Queen supports West Ham. Perhaps she’ll buy the club then legitimately all the money in England shall be ours. Plus all the swans.

August 24th, 2009

From Twitter: Might I also add that the sex trade is an indication that our spiritual evolution needs attention. Oh where is the ipod of the soul?

August 24th, 2009

From Twitter: Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on its’ back legs – you know it’s wrong, but you like to pretend they’re enjoying it as well.

August 24th, 2009

From Twitter: Off to Edinburgh, in the past I have been hospitalised and arrested there. I attend as an affable tourist and would like to avoid prison.

August 24th, 2009

From Twitter: I must do this exercise. I’m in MTV VMA training. I have to be fit, if not for the show then for the subsequent right wing death threats. x

August 23rd, 2009

From Twitter: Now to do my exercise. Kcals will be burned like the bails from which the Ashes were formed. I wish I cared about cricket. x

August 23rd, 2009

From Twitter: We’re still West Ham, deadly, sexy, damaged. Points are vulgar. As for Oasi – I’m going to give Noel the bummin of his life as a punishment.

August 23rd, 2009
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