Archive for August, 2009

From Twitter: Going to see West Ham vanquish Spurs and stop this silly excitement gurgling from the Lane then OASIS in ESSEX. How could today improve?

August 23rd, 2009

From Twitter: If Lady Ga Ga dresses like that for a plane journey what on earth would she wear to a bondage party? I shall host one in her honour.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: I’ve burned hundreds of kcals exercising. I’ll shave seconds off Usain Bolt’s record and I’ll do so whilst smoking a fag.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: I’ve done my exercise. Have you done your exercise? I doubt it. That is why I shall have a shiny new cane whilst you will go to prison.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: I’m getting in the bath now to think about you all. x

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: For the sake ofsweet Jesus, NO MORE ENTRIES to the VMA contest. I shall get as many tickets as possible and hurl them off the Rockefeller.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: Finish my film today. I’ll celebrate my new freedom with a return to innocence. Don’t panic if you see me in Mothercare -I’m buying nappies.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: Follow Friday? Look what it did or Robinson Crusoe -he died alone having sex with a coconut.

August 21st, 2009

From Twitter: Do you want to see some patented rustyrockets sex moves? They’ll extend your penis and your marriage. http://tinyurl.com/6leqsp

August 18th, 2009

From Twitter: I’m giving away 2 pairs of tix 2 MTV’s VMAs! Follow @rustyrockets & RT 2 enter! Random drawing #RussellsGoldenTickets

August 13th, 2009
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