Archive for August, 2009

From Twitter: EVERYONE!- let’s forgive each other and have a cuddle- we’re all just a bunch of berks as God intended. Relax! Maybe your bra’s too tight.

August 10th, 2009

From Twitter: I don’t really have TB or rickets or any other Victorian malady; in fact I think the fountain has a Lourdes like ability to engender health.

August 9th, 2009

From Twitter: The water from the Trafalgar Sq fountain is unlikely to be bottled as a life giving elixir as, since my dip, I appear to have tuberculosis.

August 9th, 2009

From Twitter: Reel around the fountain. Slap me on the patio. Fifteen minutes with you? I wouldn’t say no.

August 7th, 2009

From Twitter: Eddie Izzard is running round the country for Sport Relief out of pure love he’s more machine than man support him here http://bit.ly/AEx8Q

August 4th, 2009

New Formby

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

From Twitter: West Ham and Morrissey, swine flu and crooked-toothed charisma. Fatuous MP’s and Bobby Robson’s soaring soul. England, beloved England.

August 1st, 2009

From Twitter: I shall soon be in London, my London; city of Pepys and peeping, of Byron and blow jobs. Aaah, sweet metropolis of my wandering loins.

August 1st, 2009