Archive for November, 2009

The Naked Author

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

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I must make this writing sexy. If taken from the front you’d see the unusual appendage I use for typing.

From Twitter: I am going to @PORNDWARF tonight at Images in 483 hackney rd,it commences at 10pm. If you go you will see me, gently weeping. From my willy.

November 21st, 2009

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Here’s a charming pic of Russell at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in LA

Russell sets his foot on fire

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Russell accidently sets his foot on fire during a gig at The Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever

From Twitter: Right. I’ve done it. Why do I spend my life apologising to people “for fings I never done”? Actually… Is Andrew Sachs on here?

November 14th, 2009

From Twitter: Thanks everyone for @redrio. I’ll tweet and apologise. Does anyone know if his jumper is on here? Or does it think it’s too cool?

November 14th, 2009

From Twitter: I’m the new Gordon Browm, I mean Brown- The jumper is snug.SNUG! It looks like I’m having a go.What shall I do?Blame those cumts at The Sun?

November 14th, 2009

From Twitter: I wrote The Sun’s Bizarre column today with a pen. I described Rio Ferdinand’s jumper as SNUG not SMUG. Damn my handwriting. Is he on here?

November 14th, 2009

From Twitter: 13mins. I pronounce myself the #worldrecordtopictrendcommentator. Do I get a medal? See you at the signing tomorrow. x

November 13th, 2009