What would happen if you touched the Queen’s tits? Would you be thrown in jail – OR – what if she liked it and made you her love slave? Which would be worse?
hi russell hope you had a wonderful christmas x and hope you have a loving and wild new year x x i am watching pirates of the caribbean at worlds end right now and was thinking you would make a sexy Captian Jack Sparrow Johnny depp is great at the part but so would you have been as your voice the way you talk is heaven i love your voice your accent and your words such a turn on x x loads love Helen
Hey guys, just letting you know that many of us are going through RB.tv withdrawals without any new updates in so long! Any chance we’ll see some videos or some other new content anytime soon? Surely someone can stick a video camera in Russell’s face and let him go off for about 2 minutes on any given subject? That’s all it takes to make us happy. :)
i dont think they have sex i will bet anything that he is a vegi at 6 pm everyday then wakes up to have a line if none then anything is ok to numb the brain , your relationshio that u r looking for is the love for u not tro seek in others russ, she is the fall back and she is ur net as well i bet 20 bucks that she will leave in 5 weeks when the drugs are out so is she katy i mean ……………..dont trust her russ u dont really love her u are looking for ur mothers approch. a mother figure.
exployting yourself as something your not is know better.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx use her as she is using u for public viewing be smart and dont post pics of her and u it puts your fans off really bad
dont get mad at the truth u know it as well as i do , i know what u are like .
nothings a waste off time god gives you a ticket with a return date thats a mistory and waits till u finish your adventure . iv told you that so many times he rips u away from comfort and puts u where u r surpossed to b.xxxx
Just watched your scandalous dvd after being bought it for christmas from weeks of pestering and hint dropping and I absolutely loved it! There were parts that had me just rolling with laughter, “I hope you all like Carrots” and your script from the MTV awards was so funny I think it would have gone down a hoot!
Just like to mention that I think your song you created which helped start the “scandal” (even though i don’t believe it counts as a scandal to admit sleeping with someone!!) was a stroke of genius… you really are extremely talented to think that up on the spot!
Just to add to your massive ego in my final comments I think you truly are the most sexiest man on the planet! (Although there might be some ravishing humanoids on other planets that backcomb their hair and wear testoster-ousers.. but I doubt it!)
Watched DVD with skeptical husband last night (wasn’t a Russell Brand fan), he is now however converted. He initially tried to suppress any smirks or giggles but as soon as he realised Russell had the power to get women to flash their tits he become slightly more interested! He was a little upset that camera was actually focused on stage rather than audience faces at this point but nonetheless he watched the whole DVD and extras with me.
A great show which needs to be watched more than once to fully appreciate all the humour and subtle comments that you may whilst still laughing at previous segment.
Hope to see Russell’s show live one of these days but we all know he is busy romancing his gorgeous young lady at the moment (proposal has set a new bench mark, down on one knee in a Harvester isn’t going to clinch after girls read how Russell proposed!) Waiting for backlash from Daily hate Mail but thus far they haven’t said much, perhaps their verbal thrashing at the O2 has kept them quiet?Good luck with it all and keep making people making and stop taking themselves too bloody seriously!
Mmmm. maybe I should have read that back before posting!
Its not necessary for Russell to keep make people making, that should have read keep making people laugh but I’m sure people knew what I was getting at!
Russell, you rock. My daughter and I’ve followed your career, watch you in everything we can and have shared and enjoyed your Bookywook. This bit about the queen is hilarious! Further, we’re delighted that you’ve found true love with Katy Perry (a living doll if there ever was one) and that you can learn the delights and experience the depths of making love (as opposed to just shagging) with a real life partner. May your relationship bring you a lifetime of joy! And I hope you two have children some day~yours and Katy’s gene pools will produce a beautiful and talented child. Peace always.
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russel, I like James Blunt and that song Your beautiful. :)
What would happen if you touched the Queen’s tits? Would you be thrown in jail – OR – what if she liked it and made you her love slave? Which would be worse?
I love the James Blunt voice. It hits my laughter spot.
wheyy was there front row but nooo that’s not enough wanna see ya live aginnnn!! love what you do brings more than a smile to my face :):)xx
wonder if you will ever acknowledge my comments??
hey its me 12 year old kayla again ppppppppllllllllllzzzzz reply to me at taylor.kayla53@yahoo.com
hi russell hope you had a wonderful christmas x and hope you have a loving and wild new year x x i am watching pirates of the caribbean at worlds end right now and was thinking you would make a sexy Captian Jack Sparrow Johnny depp is great at the part but so would you have been as your voice the way you talk is heaven i love your voice your accent and your words such a turn on x x loads love Helen
Hey guys, just letting you know that many of us are going through RB.tv withdrawals without any new updates in so long! Any chance we’ll see some videos or some other new content anytime soon? Surely someone can stick a video camera in Russell’s face and let him go off for about 2 minutes on any given subject? That’s all it takes to make us happy. :)
Thanks for all you do. xxx
i dont think they have sex i will bet anything that he is a vegi at 6 pm everyday then wakes up to have a line if none then anything is ok to numb the brain , your relationshio that u r looking for is the love for u not tro seek in others russ, she is the fall back and she is ur net as well i bet 20 bucks that she will leave in 5 weeks when the drugs are out so is she katy i mean ……………..dont trust her russ u dont really love her u are looking for ur mothers approch. a mother figure.
exployting yourself as something your not is know better.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx use her as she is using u for public viewing be smart and dont post pics of her and u it puts your fans off really bad
dont get mad at the truth u know it as well as i do , i know what u are like .
nothings a waste off time god gives you a ticket with a return date thats a mistory and waits till u finish your adventure . iv told you that so many times he rips u away from comfort and puts u where u r surpossed to b.xxxx
Rude….
Just watched your scandalous dvd after being bought it for christmas from weeks of pestering and hint dropping and I absolutely loved it! There were parts that had me just rolling with laughter, “I hope you all like Carrots” and your script from the MTV awards was so funny I think it would have gone down a hoot!
Just like to mention that I think your song you created which helped start the “scandal” (even though i don’t believe it counts as a scandal to admit sleeping with someone!!) was a stroke of genius… you really are extremely talented to think that up on the spot!
Just to add to your massive ego in my final comments I think you truly are the most sexiest man on the planet! (Although there might be some ravishing humanoids on other planets that backcomb their hair and wear testoster-ousers.. but I doubt it!)
Watched DVD with skeptical husband last night (wasn’t a Russell Brand fan), he is now however converted. He initially tried to suppress any smirks or giggles but as soon as he realised Russell had the power to get women to flash their tits he become slightly more interested! He was a little upset that camera was actually focused on stage rather than audience faces at this point but nonetheless he watched the whole DVD and extras with me.
A great show which needs to be watched more than once to fully appreciate all the humour and subtle comments that you may whilst still laughing at previous segment.
Hope to see Russell’s show live one of these days but we all know he is busy romancing his gorgeous young lady at the moment (proposal has set a new bench mark, down on one knee in a Harvester isn’t going to clinch after girls read how Russell proposed!) Waiting for backlash from Daily hate Mail but thus far they haven’t said much, perhaps their verbal thrashing at the O2 has kept them quiet?Good luck with it all and keep making people making and stop taking themselves too bloody seriously!
Mmmm. maybe I should have read that back before posting!
Its not necessary for Russell to keep make people making, that should have read keep making people laugh but I’m sure people knew what I was getting at!
Russell, you rock. My daughter and I’ve followed your career, watch you in everything we can and have shared and enjoyed your Bookywook. This bit about the queen is hilarious! Further, we’re delighted that you’ve found true love with Katy Perry (a living doll if there ever was one) and that you can learn the delights and experience the depths of making love (as opposed to just shagging) with a real life partner. May your relationship bring you a lifetime of joy! And I hope you two have children some day~yours and Katy’s gene pools will produce a beautiful and talented child. Peace always.