Archive for March, 2010

From Twitter: Karl Rove has denied bing involved in a smear campaign. I didn’t even know he had a vagina.

March 9th, 2010

From Twitter: I am disgusted that after his years as a gigilo, Deuce Bigelow has been given an Oscar as best woman director. Typical Hollywood hypocrisy.

March 9th, 2010

From Twitter: A surgeon who specialises in gender reversal just told me I’d make a good woman and gave me his card, like it was a haircut.

March 9th, 2010

From Twitter: Dear Mum.This holiday on Shutter Island has gone real weird,today the Exorcist put his finger in my bottom.I’d like to come home.Condoms?

March 6th, 2010

From Twitter: Mum. Shutter Island still fun. Boy from Titanic has moved into next room. God he’s moody. WHERE ARE THOSE CONDOMS?!

March 6th, 2010

From Twitter: Dear Mum, I’ve been living on Shutter Island for a few weeks and it’s quite nice. Gandhi is in charge. Send condoms.

March 6th, 2010
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