Archive for June, 2010

From Twitter: I am about to have a medical examination and have eradicated body hair I’m like a Benjamin Button Justin Bieber.

June 30th, 2010

From Twitter: Have shaved body hair for “Arthur” I am playing him as a long, thin, new born tot.

June 30th, 2010

From Twitter: Hotel Manager Bob DeNiro just invited me into a “circle of trust”. Is that a euphemism?

June 29th, 2010

From Twitter: I asked housekeeping if I could get my underpants laundered and was called “a fuckin mook” #WashEmInTheSink

June 29th, 2010

From Twitter: The problem with staying in Bob DeNiro’s hotel is you can’t complain when breakfast don’t come. “You talkin to me?” #justEatLooRoll

June 29th, 2010

From Twitter: #THE REFEREE’S A WANKER

June 27th, 2010

From Twitter: My American bird sang the anthem with me. COME ON YOU REDS!

June 27th, 2010

From Twitter: Dizzee rockin the bard. Now Brian Blessed must record a grime track.

June 27th, 2010

From Twitter: I notice from bbc analysis that England players improve when ringed by a red circle. They should have them permanently.

June 27th, 2010

From Twitter: Harry Redknapp’s ears are moving independently. Is this a good omen?

June 27th, 2010
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