Archive for June, 2010

From Twitter: Australia. Get ready. We got our Queen on your money, gonna put me genes in your tummies.

June 8th, 2010

From Twitter: http://znl.me/PG9V16 Have you seen these boys? They left this morning without tipping.

June 8th, 2010

From Twitter: GET HIM TO THE GREEK soundtrack is in the itunes top 10. It is your duty to make me, a pretend postar, number 1.

June 7th, 2010

From Twitter: If you enjoyed the erotic MTV snog between me and Jonah Hill- go see #gethimtothegreek- I crash his backdoors in.

June 7th, 2010

From Twitter: “GET HIM TO THE GREEK” director @nicholasstoller has directed me to make #furrywalls trend. I must obey his directions. HELP

June 6th, 2010

From Twitter: http://znl.me/PSXQTU It’s my birthday. So naturally, I’m gonna party like it’s my birthday. With Fiddy.

June 5th, 2010

From Twitter: Makers of “UP”: Attaching balloons to a house does not lift it. More effective to attach them to a kitten, but less heartwarming.

June 4th, 2010

From Twitter: Watch me on Kimmel you lunatics. This marriage is a two way street- and you lot are always crashing in my tunnel. X

June 4th, 2010

From Twitter: http://znl.me/P6DVYM NYC. GET HIM TO THE GREEK.

June 4th, 2010

From Twitter: People with heart-wrenching tweets who I have contacted- your requests are being dealt with. I’m like Robin Hood, robbing myself.

June 3rd, 2010
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