Archive for August, 2010

From Twitter: Twitter doesn’t recognise the spelling of the word “twitter”. And this blackberry isn’t a berry. And my rocket is rust free.

August 19th, 2010

From Twitter: This is a bad cat. http://twitpic.com/2fus75

August 18th, 2010

From Twitter: If baby oil is for babies why’s it always popping up in pornos on women’s boobs?

August 17th, 2010

From Twitter: Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

August 17th, 2010

From Twitter: Ladies! Stop exaggerating. If Brazilian waxes are so painful then why is Pele always so cheerful? I’m going to get one.

August 17th, 2010

From Twitter: Spent all day snogging Jen Garner, AMAZING! No wonder Matt Damon’s always grinning- he’s the luckiest man alive.

August 16th, 2010

From Twitter: I’m on Morrissey, wearing Qantas pajamas… @katyperry, God knows what I’ll be bringing back for you…

August 14th, 2010

From Twitter: If life gives you lemons, politely thank life, then, when life’s not looking, throw the lemons into a duck pond.

August 13th, 2010

From Twitter: #FollowFriday @TheyellowBrickRoad, @yournose, @piedpiper, @yourdreams, @thatCarAndStepOnIt.

August 13th, 2010

From Twitter: “Life should be a festival of disruption.”- Maharishi

August 13th, 2010
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