Good for you packing one in! I hope you get to spread peace and love and krisna/Christ/God consiousness on there and hopefully get elected for president for The New World Order in 2012. Then we will put trust in our peers beause at the moment they are all bell- ends in politics! Start your own movement, and we will follow because violence and hatred cannot live in such a harmonious beautiful illuminated golden environment, you my friend are here to create that on Earth- for it is written! Now go back to fiddling with your winky and make me laugh!
I read your first book and was really impressed by your brutal honesty and the lucidity of your writing style. Normally, I wouldn’t read autobiographies as I mostly find them self-indulgent and wreaking of narcissism – however, I can’t wait to read your latest instalment.
Though, in response to Clare Harrison… the prospect of you being some sort of supreme leader is a prospect that fills me with terror and dread. The world would be propelled into an unstoppable pseudo-camp orgy where the simplest of tasks, like shopping at the local Lidl, would be prohibited by a sea of naked limbs, writhing carcases and sex juices! This, of-course would play havoc with filling shopping-bags and would certainly leave the humble loaf of bread in a decrepit state.
So, in short, comedy, films and books; a good thing…
Supreme Leader and sexual deity; not so good!
Who have you two lined up for the inappropriate telephone call this time? Ban Ki-moon? John Major? And will Mark “Biter” Thompson get to charter a helicopter again to deal with the fall-out?
What fun! Tune in folks – it must be a slow news day…
hey russell! i hope you have a great time tonight! i can’t wait to meet you
<3 you *michelle*
I’m very excited that I was invited to your wedding.
Paxo looks like Richard Gere.
Have fun tonight Russell I will definatly be watching both cause I am a big fan.
I love you Russell!!!!
Good for you packing one in! I hope you get to spread peace and love and krisna/Christ/God consiousness on there and hopefully get elected for president for The New World Order in 2012. Then we will put trust in our peers beause at the moment they are all bell- ends in politics! Start your own movement, and we will follow because violence and hatred cannot live in such a harmonious beautiful illuminated golden environment, you my friend are here to create that on Earth- for it is written! Now go back to fiddling with your winky and make me laugh!
Shanti
Clare Harrison. x
NEW WORLD ORDER
Paxmans got a twinkle in his eye about something.
Hi Russell,
I read your first book and was really impressed by your brutal honesty and the lucidity of your writing style. Normally, I wouldn’t read autobiographies as I mostly find them self-indulgent and wreaking of narcissism – however, I can’t wait to read your latest instalment.
Though, in response to Clare Harrison… the prospect of you being some sort of supreme leader is a prospect that fills me with terror and dread. The world would be propelled into an unstoppable pseudo-camp orgy where the simplest of tasks, like shopping at the local Lidl, would be prohibited by a sea of naked limbs, writhing carcases and sex juices! This, of-course would play havoc with filling shopping-bags and would certainly leave the humble loaf of bread in a decrepit state.
So, in short, comedy, films and books; a good thing…
Supreme Leader and sexual deity; not so good!
Andy!
Hey eat a dick, Andy.
Russ is definitely pinching Paxo’s arse here. ;)
Thanks Ryan, I appreciate your comments, even if they are so brutally succinct in my condemnation!
Andy!
Who have you two lined up for the inappropriate telephone call this time? Ban Ki-moon? John Major? And will Mark “Biter” Thompson get to charter a helicopter again to deal with the fall-out?
What fun! Tune in folks – it must be a slow news day…
*facepalm*
Will be interesting to see which side of the fence your ball bags come to rest.
I’ll watch O’Grady but might not bother with Paxman tbh. All the best for the wedding, Russell. :-)