Be a part of the upcoming Booky Wook 2 Tour by sending us your questions, ideas and stories. We want to hear from you! Send in any questions you have for Russell, Matt or Mr Gee as well as contributions to old radio show favorites…
· GAY: Send your gay-related problems or issues for Russell and Matt to solve
· Nanecdotes: Humorous anecdotes about your beloved eccentric nans
· News Stories: Russell and Matt discuss your bizarre news stories – we would especially like to hear any local stories pertinent to the tour destinations (Edinburgh, Newcastle, Manchester, Bristol, Birmingham)
· Cry for Help: Russell and Matt will respond to your problems with their own unique advice
· Sounds nice, is nasty / Sounds nasty, is nice: Words that sound pleasant but are not nice… and vice-versa
Also, send us any suggestions you have for new items. We await your inspiration, beloved Blighty!
Please leave your contributions in the comment field below or email to rbtv10@gmail.com
The first episode of Russell’s new radio show will be broadcast on Talksport on October 9th
Just sending a contribution for the sounds Nice is Nasty segment. Recently in the news in my home town Melbourne, a man has gone on trial for crimes dating back decades, the charges involve sexual assaults related to spiking of drinks and the rape of his victims.
As is the newspapers want, they make up names for people who commit such high profile crimes and in this case the name that was chosen was
“The Hot Chocolate Rapist”…. Sounds nice, is nasty
When I heard it on the news yesterday I had two nice images. One of a warm hot chocolate & getting all tucked up in bed on a cold night, but also thought of a 70’s Pop band with a big bald black man serenading.
tastes nice, sounds nasty
Clotted Cream. yum…but always maes me think of blood clots
xx
Hello,
I’m in New Zealand so I’ll be damn lucky if I do get to hear any of the radio show… we’re a bit behind the rest of the world, most people here still think radio is a form of witchcraft.
I’d just like to point out something which has brought minutes of joy to my otherwise pointless and mundane existance:
If you add the words “if you get what I mean” to the end of ANY sentence, it suddenly takes on a whole new seediness. (Also a seductive wink augments this effect.)
E.g. “I might be late for work…. if you get what I mean ;-)”
“I’m feeling a bit sick…. if you get what I mean ;-)”
“I just took the dog to the park…. if you get what I mean ;-)”
Thanks for reading, and have fun with this…. if you get what I mean ;-)
hello Russell my idea, STRANGE FUNNY OR ODD, an item where you & Matt take turns in coming up with strange funny or odd facts or stories that only you would know about a celerity ( nothing damaging or nasty) , for example the one about Jeremy Kyle ,he apparently likes to lick things clean , you know just your ordinary everyday things like his mobile phone or his golf balls you know that sort of thing , and no I don’t know if by golf balls he means his own ballbags but you never know. Oh and loving the new booky wook.
GAY: if you were a girl (just think about it) and your boyfriend really liked strickly come dancing, plus cried at x-factor would you be worried?
from lovely Edinburgh where we look forward to seeing you tomorrow (except for me as I was too slow booking the ticket to get a decent seat).
BTW be sure and swing by ‘Cockburn Street’ just off the Royal Mile. Also called ‘Fleshmarket Close’. there’s a fab sign with the two names at the intersection with The Royal Mile. Great twitpic opportunity!
now, at the risk of sounding like an INXS song…
fluctuate, assimilate, bifurcate, truncate, masticate …. actually most of the ‘ates’ …vibrate..initiate …… *hums ‘pretty kate has sex ornate’*
or how about pulp, kumquat, cumin, gherkin,
or dongle, insert, ballpeen
Russell: I’ve read that there are things about Morrissey in your book. For that reason I’ll get your book later. When I’m done with the Stephen Fry book and I got time to read. I’m just honest. I hope you will understand. As I understand you like him too. But do you think there is any way that someone somewhere can get Morrissey to write more blogs/statements/letters, or things like that, online, for fans to read? I like reading his statements/letters, but they are too few. Maybe just wishing and hoping for more will decrease that chance for more of that. Because he’ll do the opposite, just for the sake of it ;)
Glad you will be back on the airwaves…may I suggest you discuss what happens next the midlife crisis and the downward road as am sure you of all those artful linguists out there can reveal the meaning of life in a more elaborate manner than most. How about broadening lemon curd to preservesN,jams and marmalade and chutneys. You could even bring in the W.I. , Inner Wheel and the rather younger version of Ladies Circle, which has far more depth to it than it first sounds. Good luck, free speech prevail anf you be the wordsmith wondrous :) Arrgh… All said now back to the gin;)
Nanecdotes:
We took my Nan to a fairly nice restaurant once, and she ordered the cheeseburger. When it turned up, she was horrified to find a beef patty inside the bun and beneath the cheese…turns out she had been under the impression that a cheeseburger was some kind of monstrosity fabricaed entirely out of cheese and cheese alone.
Talk about being exclusive with one woman, about open relationships, things of that sort.
I have a gay-related problem for you to solve! I have recently written a song called “Okay To Be Gay” but it doesn’t seem to be getting any hits! Help! Here’s the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkYIQQVO5M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRq63VkH94
CHANTING IN CHORLEY, LANCASHIRE, KEEPING IT REAL IN THE RURAL CHEESE BELT WHERE THE RESPECT BELONGS!
part 2 of the rural northern english madness, sterling reactions from the local folkles,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iY4gtzjpE&feature=related
EAT YOUR FUDGE TREVER!!!!! XD
Hey Russell,
Coming to see you and Matt tomorrow night in Edinburgh… Can’t wait! Me and my best friend are huge fans… loved seeing you take apart Paxman the other night!
Its my best friend Louise’s 21st birthday and I am brining her to see you as a surprise.. we are in the 3rd row… I know you are very busy but it really would make her night if you could wish her a happy birthday!
Either way… Cant wait to see you both tomorrow!
Much Love! Erica xxx