Be a part of the upcoming Booky Wook 2 Tour by sending us your questions, ideas and stories. We want to hear from you! Send in any questions you have for Russell, Matt or Mr Gee as well as contributions to old radio show favorites…
· GAY: Send your gay-related problems or issues for Russell and Matt to solve
· Nanecdotes: Humorous anecdotes about your beloved eccentric nans
· News Stories: Russell and Matt discuss your bizarre news stories – we would especially like to hear any local stories pertinent to the tour destinations (Edinburgh, Newcastle, Manchester, Bristol, Birmingham)
· Cry for Help: Russell and Matt will respond to your problems with their own unique advice
· Sounds nice, is nasty / Sounds nasty, is nice: Words that sound pleasant but are not nice… and vice-versa
Also, send us any suggestions you have for new items. We await your inspiration, beloved Blighty!
Please leave your contributions in the comment field below or email to rbtv10@gmail.com
The first episode of Russell’s new radio show will be broadcast on Talksport on October 9th
nanecdote- ” shit happens little one and looking at you, you get a hell of a lot”
(im sure refering to my weight, there’s a lot of it, mind you i am still mobile. Glass half full and all that)
I was there when Trevor ate his fudge, I was a key witness to the misterious disappearence of the Italian Sisters.
I was there when the first solution to a gay problem was found, when China finally got out of Tibet.
I was there when Matt’s face became a balloon next to Slash, suffered with Matt throughout his illnesses.
Iwas there when you got your ice cream van, when you went to the Iles of White…
I will be there for the come back.
Best of luck boys
xx
Another vote for Toronto please. I realize you are in love with America, but we are right next door, have a similar culture – likely falling somewhere between the U.S. & your Great Britain – and we are a part of the Commonwealth. God save the Queen!
Russell Brand Live at Massey Hall! 3 nights! C’mon now! We have been waiting patiently. Best to arrive soon while we’re all excited & turned on. Too long and we may quietly consider it a snub. ;)
I think it would be fantastic if in the Edinburgh show you talked about the fact that The Police force of Edinburgh reckons that the best way of CRACKING DOWN on ‘super-burglars’ is to send them a letter! I mean come on seriously!
or
Perhaps the fact that Edinburgh is supposedly a vampire hotspot! Why would vampires come to suck the blood of big issue sellers! You would have thought they would have better taste than that!
Please also discuss how the hell Katy Perry managed to change a seemingly unchangeable man, she must be super human.
Nanecdotes for Manchester – as me Nan is from Manchester and I will be seeing you there on Thursday.
Her sayings include – “this is dragging like a whores arse” “if you don’t slow down you’ll meet yourself coming back” “well that’s put cat up t’curtains” and the worst one, for which I apologise in advance “I like that Trevor McDonald. He’s educated. He’s not really black is he?” – AND THEN EXPECTED ME TO ANSWER!
Great to see you back on our shores. Good luck with the wedding and that. You deserve happiness and love. Mossbird. Xx
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I AM SO HAPPY HAPPY I CANNOT WAIT TILL SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Who would you like to gatecrash your wedding and why?
I’m coming to the Manchester show, so looking forward to it.
Idea for an item, only works in the live show i suppose, unless uploaded to website?
‘Matt Morgan’s Moonfaced Men/Minions’
people send in pictures of their own, or friends, faces in photos where they have ballooned up like matts did next to slash.
matt then judges their facial diameter to see if they can join his legion of moon-faced men. matt being their overlord of course.
Hello there Russell from Romford , i am a big fan of your outings, all the way from RE: Brand to your more recent antics that resulted in rather ‘faulty’ mishappenings . I don’t really know where im going with this, as the prospect of being able to write something that would appear on a radio show has taken over my thoughts, so i guess ill just finish by saying a nice word that sounds dirty….. masticate.
golden shower sounds quite pleasant if you don’t know what it is…
The Birmingham story suggested by Dixie Dementia is a good one.
28 hours he managed to stay there for!
‘ The stand-off…ended when tiredness finally set in ‘ (Birmingham Mail)
Hey,
first off your my hero!
i was wondering how did it feel to sing an entire album for get him to the greek?
may every day you live be filled with happiness and wonderful times.
i cant wait to get your new book :)
Nanecdote: My grandma used to call those Viennetta ice cream dessert things ‘Vee-a-letto’ s
Also I have a cry for help – I’m a 24yr old art graduate who moved back to my parents’ in the home counties last year after leaving university. As much of a middle class cliche as this is, my parents always seem to assess my boyfriends on how they hold their knife and how clean a shave they’ve had that morning. This doesn’t help when, after 3 years in the north, you now typically find yourself attracted to bestubbled hypocondriac ‘drop D’ fans like Matt. If Matt is single, perhaps you can fix it for us to have a one-off, lady & the tramp style date. Otherwise, please tell me how to get over my attraction to these ‘bits of rough’ like yourselves, or how to silence my parents when they imply I should be dating a f*cking knight of the realm.
Help.
Love from Ursula
i luurrvveee the word prinkleberry as spoke in your new book i shall be using this from now every time i see one ooohhh mrs……
Hi, I’ve met you, Russell Brand in Memphis. Bear with me with this idea for discussion. I saw you in a gift shop and my girlfriend went to talk to you and you denied being yourself and then I saw you posted pictures of yourself in front of graceland. It was kind of a major let down for me because it was my birthday and I am a huge fan. I own Sarah marshall, get him to the Greek and the soundtrack which I’ve listen to everyday and learned to play on guitar. Anyways it really disappointed me, but I’m trying to get over and understand you were on vacation with Katy. I am posting this in hopes you will discuss what celebrities REALLY think about being approached in public and what are the dos and donts of doing so, and why fans get snubbed.