I am now and ordained minister and will wed people, of any gender, at all my gigs. No funerals.
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only fitting you get married by someone who looks a bit like jesus….
haha i love how Will said “i hope it’s ok cause i work here”!! haha
you are the best R ussell..People in Houston, Texas wanna see ya now since I cannot shut up about how great you were in Vegas at Mandalay Bay..Keep it going…
If you could perform divorces, you’d be golden.
Russell! This is remarkable! I want to go find a girl just so you can marry us.
I was there and wanted to say “THANK YOU” for the laughter and the brilliant jokes and fun stories! You were swamped with tons of ppl wanting signatures and such, so I left it be. I also wanted to thank you for the gorgeous write up on my friend Amy last week, it was truly touching and heartfelt. Thank you thank you!!!
STILL cant belive ur wth tht Hott Ass girl KATY PERRY! DAMN ,probably because famos ppl get along wel then well turns into great then “Do me harder” then next thing u know a baby comes out then the magical words “WILL U MARRY ME” AND U SAY” HELL YAHHH!!!!!!!!!”
Thanks for keeping your society posted. There is much pother here over who is who, and not every terminology in English such as a brother or sister, friend or foe necessarily applies to norms of this race. We see things but relations do not mean the same when it comes to flesh and blood. God help us all!
Watching “Get Him to the Greek” LOL Great show!
The thing about prioritizing the family pet — I had no idea that this was a semi-universal marital issue. My husband and I take comfort in the fact that you and your wife are similarly afflicted (and the cat sits on my lap as I type this).
andy davis and me love Russel yee wee :)
(Russel dear, when you have cats they become the Masters of the house!)
It may well be worth getting divorced just so Glenn and I can be married again with Russell as our Minister!However I cannot agree to loving him more than the family pets including Boudicca the Cat and Suzi the horse,he can have the remote though x
Great to see Russell on top form again,can’t wait for him to come home x
I would need far more than 160 characters to tell you how much you have done for me by simply existing. I have been through Hell and back and have never had the courage to talk about it with anyone. An abusive boyfriend, a drug problem, an alcohol addiction, and a compulsive need to satisfy anyone around me with my good looks, charisma and intelligence have led me to the brink of destruction for years of my life and, as of yet I have been too ashamed to discuss it with anyone. I have kept this toxic secret from everyone but the present individuals and my poor mother, who obviously had the instinct to allow her the knowledge without personal privy to the info. Your “Booky Wook” has inspired me to write my own, and I would be honoured if you would take an interest in my story as a mentor, reading the currently existing transcript and providing your feedback. If not, I will continue to regard you as such and hopefully, one day you will read my book and think of it as clever and entertaining just as I have yours.
Sincerely, Vanessa Tyson
I didnt want to salmon! I said it 5 times! This wedding is Horseshit!
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