I am now and ordained minister and will wed people, of any gender, at all my gigs. No funerals.
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Tags: stand up Posted in Live, USA
The missing ‘i’ from my last post.
Russell brand is foooking awesommeee!! If that was me, it would actually make my life! Although i would prefer to get married to Russell, but what yah gunna do? <3 xxx
What is this real !?? hahahaha
Amazing, much better then my wedding.
Come on Russell, stop messing about over there and come back to those that really appreciate your craziness and disorganised humour, they were sending you death threats not so long ago,we’d never do that!!
Announce UK dates soon please, even Russell Howard has buggered off to LA!hes a West Country boy though so he’ll be back soon,o Hollywood films for him! x x
So sweet of you Russel. Brings a tear to my eye.
Ooh! Ooh! Russell, do our re-commitment!!!!
Of course one should love your pets above all-they love us unconditionally, we are their deity, their universe and there is nothing like a purring cat on your lap worshipping you!
you guys really think he’s funny? just very very common in my eyes!
really poor humour!
comments are being deleted obviously . sorry mate, really common and poor sense of humour!
What hypocrite you are. Your humour and personna typifies the moronic and un-discipline yobs that now exist in our society. YOU arnd others like you, help create a ‘smirking’ and ‘know it all’ attitude that is part of the problem the UK now has. Please stay in the states where hopefully like many before you, you will soon be ( as can be seen by your recent films) become an non-entity that hopefully later in life will end up living on benefits and living in place with noisy and disruptive neighbours. Remember only for your foul mouth tirade at Andrew Sachs
So I’m thinking that your visit to New Zealand is WELL over due. My partner thinks the sun shines out your bum haha it’s almost a tad creepy. Would love you to marry us, he would die with excitement!
That was pure awesome!
We were there at Chumash and instantly knew, we must have you “Russell” as our minister at the next show you do in the So. Cal area. My finance’ and I and are hopelessly in love with you and terribly attached to the notion YOU are the only person who can marry us now!! I promise not to ever, ever do less of those things you seem to think stop happening so much after getting hitched. Well, not in my case and Larry already takes good care of my womanly needs, and raises our blended family of ALL TEENAGERS (6 to be exact) with guidance and such that they turn out right, hopefully. Right is relative isn’t it. They all love you too, so we’ll see……??? Since we don’t have an Alice, like the Brady Bunch, we need you to do our nuptials (and be our Alice every now and then if you like?) Anyway PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MARRY US, ASAP! We’re ready at a moment’s notice. Namaste’
You, yes you ‘Russell” are now the only who can marry us. We were at the show in Chumash, CA and are absolutely in love with, attached to and NEED you to do it. We are the perfect canditates. We live in Ventura, CA and know you are local now, awsome for us Cali’s. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MARRY US. Our love will be forever blessed!!!! Thanking you in advance. Stephanie and Larry xoxoxoxoxox
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