Russell Brand » Tweet http://www.russellbrand.tv The Wrong Passage Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:19:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn’t make sense. And they pick the ball up in their hands. God I miss West Ham. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/what-is-a-laker-anyway-a-sub/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/what-is-a-laker-anyway-a-sub/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:19:55 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/what-is-a-laker-anyway-a-sub/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/what-is-a-laker-anyway-a-sub/feed/ 0 I’ve just heard the Lakers are all millionaires! How! I put my balls in a basket ONCE and I was thrown out of the maternity ward. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/ive-just-heard-the-lakers-are/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/ive-just-heard-the-lakers-are/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:00:07 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/ive-just-heard-the-lakers-are/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/ive-just-heard-the-lakers-are/feed/ 0 Lakers tonight. I’ll be courtside. Tonight Kobe must focus on three balls because I refuse to wear underpants. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/lakers-tonight-ill-be-courts/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/lakers-tonight-ill-be-courts/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:46:21 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/lakers-tonight-ill-be-courts/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/lakers-tonight-ill-be-courts/feed/ 0 Karl Rove has denied bing involved in a smear campaign. I didn’t even know he had a vagina. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/karl-rove-has-denied-bing-invo/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/karl-rove-has-denied-bing-invo/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:01:56 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/karl-rove-has-denied-bing-invo/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/karl-rove-has-denied-bing-invo/feed/ 0 I am disgusted that after his years as a gigilo, Deuce Bigelow has been given an Oscar as best woman director. Typical Hollywood hypocrisy. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/i-am-disgusted-that-after-his/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/i-am-disgusted-that-after-his/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:34:59 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/i-am-disgusted-that-after-his/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/i-am-disgusted-that-after-his/feed/ 0 A surgeon who specialises in gender reversal just told me I’d make a good woman and gave me his card, like it was a haircut. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/a-surgeon-who-specialises-in-g/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/a-surgeon-who-specialises-in-g/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:19:14 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/a-surgeon-who-specialises-in-g/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/a-surgeon-who-specialises-in-g/feed/ 0 Dear Mum.This holiday on Shutter Island has gone real weird,today the Exorcist put his finger in my bottom.I’d like to come home.Condoms? http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-this-holiday-on-shutt/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-this-holiday-on-shutt/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:32:36 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-this-holiday-on-shutt/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-this-holiday-on-shutt/feed/ 0 Mum. Shutter Island still fun. Boy from Titanic has moved into next room. God he’s moody. WHERE ARE THOSE CONDOMS?! http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/mum-shutter-island-still-fun/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/mum-shutter-island-still-fun/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:16:37 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/mum-shutter-island-still-fun/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/mum-shutter-island-still-fun/feed/ 0 Dear Mum, I’ve been living on Shutter Island for a few weeks and it’s quite nice. Gandhi is in charge. Send condoms. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-ive-been-living-on/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-ive-been-living-on/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:15:26 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-ive-been-living-on/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/03/dear-mum-ive-been-living-on/feed/ 0 The Shining? Misery? I’m writing my book in snowbound Fairfield. “HeEere’s RuUuSty!” Now I just need my ankles smashed up. http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/the-shining-misery-im-writi/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/the-shining-misery-im-writi/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:49:04 +0000 Site Administrator http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/the-shining-misery-im-writi/ http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/the-shining-misery-im-writi/feed/ 0