Archive for the ‘Tweet’ Category

From Twitter: I’m in Ireland! I’m snogging the Liffey, I’m caressing the castle and I can’t tell you what I’m gonna do to the Blarney stone.

June 22nd, 2010

From Twitter: Why all these cards today? Why are they written in crayon, seemingly by idiots? Worst of all some of them want money. Perverts.

June 20th, 2010

From Twitter: Why all these cards today? Why are they written crayon, seemingly by idiots? Worst of all some of them want money. Perverts.

June 20th, 2010

From Twitter: Tonight I am on @alancarr. Tomorrow I will be apologising to Jesus and my fiancee.

June 20th, 2010

From Twitter: GOOD MORNING! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! Be positive! Get into the street and snog a tramp! #readingTooMuch@iamdiddy

June 20th, 2010

From Twitter: http://znl.me/PZGZGR COME ON ENGLAND!!!

June 18th, 2010

From Twitter: Mia Madre! There was nothing neutral about that. I’m investing in cuckoo clocks.

June 16th, 2010

From Twitter: I think Vuvezelas sound nice; like having bees arguing with kazoos in my mind.

June 16th, 2010

From Twitter: I think those Dutch girls look nice and I don’t even drink beer. Or Dutch girls. Why did Robbie Earle have so many tickets?

June 16th, 2010

From Twitter: Right. I’m a Hammer and I love Rob Green. We all make mistakes “ahem, Sachsgate”#ENGLAND NO.1AND PLAY JOE COLE!

June 15th, 2010